Pool close....open 8 o'clock
As I start the day, I go down to the first floor at 7:00 A.M. to take part in a hotel's continental breakfast at the Aqua Aloha Surf. Well, this morning I got a few minutes late start so when I arrived, the place was wrapped up with Japanese tourists and seating was pretty sparse. With virtually no place to eat my breakfast, I headed for the pool area where I'd eaten several times before.
A pool guy was inside the gated area wiping the tables after just hosing them off. As I reached for the gate to go inside, he looked up and said, "Pool close...open eight!"
"No sir, I am not swimming. I just want to eat my breakfast at the tables."
"Pool close...open eight!"
Clearly he could see I was dressed in business casuals (aloha shirt, slacks, brown leather shoes, etc.), definitely did not look like a swimmer and sorta important. Besides, I didn't even have a towel.
"No sir, I'm not going swimming. I only want to sit at the tables," I said forcefully and reached for the gate latch again.
"Pool close...OPEN EIGHT!"
There is no argument if the one you argue with isn't speaking English and I don't know Portuguese, Micronesian or Whatever so I just gave him a blank stare, rolled my eyes and chose to eat my boiled eggs and orange slice standing.
I mumbled, grumbled and sulked in English though.