"Goat Your Hand Baggage"

"Cabra su equipaje de mano" or "Goat your hand baggage".
At least that's what my handy-dandy language  translator app told me about American Airlines' luggage size checking thingy.
I find if you reverse translate it 3 or 4 times back and forth between Spanish and English  you get an interesting variety of translations.
Now, if I could just get my AA flight app to work, I would be in business.