HereTamaNui

"HereTama Nui - Man with Great Love"

I've always tried NEVER to be a tourist and always a traveler or visitor. Since Hawai'i is my favorite spot in the world, visitor carries a little different connotation than it would in Louisiana. Visitor in Hawai'i is just a kind way of saying tourist and some definitions of traveler relates to Gypsy of which I definitely am not. (I digress)

Anyway, what I'm getting at is, I've been working here on Oahu for several months now and slowly the loveliness of the culture reveals itself. This week, Michelle, the nice lady with whom I work, presented me with a T-shirt from Heretama Nui, a drum and dancing group that she and her significant other (Allen) are members. Heretama Nui is a Tahitian style group that is widely known here and has won contests locally as well as first place at the 2000 Tahiti Fête of San Jose. Allen's mother founded the dancing group years ago and he and his brothers are the drummers. At this point there are at least 100 members of the group. Check out this YouTube video of a practice session. Sorry, I can't find one of their dances or an actual contest.

Scuba Dive at Hawaii Kai / Koko Head

* Click on the photos for a larger view*

After receiving an invitation to dive off Koko Head, I boarded Captain Joe's boat at the Hawaii Kai boat ramp and went out with a dozen or so brave souls for a cave and drift dive. For the first dive, we dropped down to 55 feet to the mouth of Spitting Cave. It goes back a couple of hundred feet and to where you can see the surface. There wasn't a lot of wild life in there but lots of small starfish on the corals.


As we exited the cave, we began a drift dive seeing fish, eels, turtles and various corals. The current was moderate and the idea behind it was that Captain Joe would follow our bubble trails until we surfaced.

After 40 minutes or so, we were nearing the end of our air so we surfaced for about 45 minutes before dropping back down for another drift dive.

One thing different this time was the audible sounds of whales. We had not seen any of them from the boat but under the water, you knew they were there. If you choose, turn up your volume and you can hear the whale songs as well as my regulator. The diver is Katie, one of our diving buddies for that dive.

Also, Dave, another dive buddy found a sea snake. Being from Louisiana and growing up around water moccasins, I've never been all that fond of playing with snakes but didn't have any qualms about watching someone else do it.

If you watched it, you'll see that as Dave got a little personal with the snake, I began to rise away from it. It wasn't intentional but I guess the anticipation of the snake coming out of the coral caused me to take a deep breath therefore I began to rise.

Bye noon, we were back at the harbor and off the boat. It was a very nice day and enjoyed it.

She's Baaaaack!

She's baaaaaaaack!!!.....Darlene, that is.....and Honolulu missed her. Yep, the company was kind enough to send her back for a 10 day visit instead of me taking a lot of time off to get home. In light of her excitement, I thought I'd stir the pot a bit and find something flashy to pick her up in, so the fine folks at National Rental Car hooked me up with a new Sebring convertible.

Oh, by the way, you can click on most of these photos for a larger view.

She arrived late Wednesday night and spent most of the day Thursday recovering from a very long flight. While Maui is her first choice, she does enjoy Waikiki and does a lot of people watching.

Friday afternoon, we hopped an Aloha flight over to Maui, dropped in to the Maui Dreams Dive shop and booked dives on the Maui Diamond II for Saturday and Sunday.

Saturday's trip to Molokini crater was interrupted several times by whales. Each time we spotted one within 100 yards of our trajectory, we were obliged by law to stop. Really, there were no complaints because we really enjoyed the sights of the whale calves cruising around our boat.

Arriving at Molokini crater, we suited up and after a briefing from the dive masters, took the plunge into 50' waters with 125 foot visibility. Now that's great visibility. I've seen worse on dry land back home in Louisiana.

After that dive, for reasons still unclear to me, we decided to head back toward Wailea Point on Maui. While it was still a great dive, it didn't have the visibility of Molokini. Our dive master has a favorite spot she likes to go to where there's a lot of native species of fish and sea creatures and gets pretty excited about it, so off we went to greet various fish, shrimp, mantas and turtles.

One thing that kept us mesmerized was the constant sounds of the whales in the water. We were never without that sound and made you wonder if you might find yourself face to face with one at any moment 50 feet below the surface.

Late Sunday morning, we met a Maalaea Harbor and cast off up the coast in the direction of Lahaina. The water was pretty choppy at first and again we had to stop several times to let the whales get out of our way. At a distance we were treated many times with breaches out of the water. Our destination was the sunken schooner, Carthaginian lying at 95 feet. It had been in the Lahaina harbor for a few years and eventually towed out to sea where it had been sunk for recreational diving. Captain Don had arranged to rendezvous with a small submarine that brought tours by several times daily. It was pretty neat, seeing the masts, ropes, and cables still attached. We were somewhat unclear as to whether we were the attraction for the tourists in the sub or they were the attraction for a bunch of divers. Either way, it worked out.

The late afternoon dive brought us back to a Manta Ray cleaning station where cleaning wrasse (fish) would eat away algae from the gills and bodies of the manta rays. The mantas are graceful creatures that seem to fly through the water and remind you of stealth fighter planes as they bank over you. The trick to seeing mantas is to stay low in the water and ignore them. The moment you rise up high or head in their direction, they leave as quickly as they come.

As bad as we hated it, we were back on a plane to Oahu Monday afternoon with photos, memories and just a little salt water still in our hair.

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Saturday, March 1, 2008

Ms Darlene had to go back. We had a wonderful time here and she hated to go but knew she had to. Sometimes, you have to face reality and realize there are other things and people needing attention.

She was supposed to arrive in New Orleans at 8 AM Sunday but since this was Delta, she was on, you have to either expect delays, missed connections or lost luggage. Never would she have dreamed that the last leg of her flight to New Orleans would have generated so much excitement. As it turns out, just as the plane was coming into Louis Armstrong Airport, they lost power from one of the engines. According to Darlene, there were a few tense moments when the pilot said there was nothing to worry about because he and the co-pilot had to do it a couple of times before. I don't know about you, but I'd think once was enough. Anyway, they did land safely even though firetrucks were chasing the Delta flight down the runway as it taxied in.

Hallelujah, she's safe! Personally, I think she's earned her wings.

The Dishwasher (or C R gets job offer)

Monday

C R Albritton

Arriving back at the hotel after work Monday, I parked the car and immediately walked several blocks over to the Cheesecake Factory looking for an early dinner (supper back in Louisiana). I didn't even change clothes from work because usually the wait is from 30 to 50 minutes. Sometimes, you can slip past the long line, make your way back to the back bar and order from a stool if you don't mind eating at a bar.

Running a gauntlet of waiters and patrons I approached the bar and saw absolutely no one sitting there nor was there a bartender. It had not entered my mind that since this was Monday, the bar was closed but just as I was about to turn back, a guy rounded the bar coming from the kitchen about 4 or 5 steps in front of a tightly grouped gaggle of subordinates.

Let's stop here and set this up. The mannerisms of this guy was almost a comic version of the "Jack MacFarland" character on the Will & Grace sitcom and the way his followers waddled after him made him look as if he was really the head duck there. When he stopped, his posse, still in formation, nearly tripped over each other.

Before I could turn and dismiss myself, Mr Duck was right in my face (not hostile). With a small stack of papers in his hand, he pointed and shook them at me in time with a staccato voice saying, "I_can_use_you_right_now_I_need_a_dishwasher_just_fill_out_ these_papers_and_get_to_work!

Halfway apologetically, I said, "Nope, I was just hoping to order dinner from the bar."

Mr Duck, without missing a beat, pulled back his paper to his shoulder, arched his wrist then lightly snapped it at me as if there were an imaginary insect between us and said, "nnnnnnnnnnnnn....No!"

"Adios", I said. as I turned and went the opposite direction. His entourage let out a couple of muffled giggles, whether at him or me, it's anyone's guess. I suppose I'll never know how that job offer would have turned out.

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Dinner At Denny's

Tuesday

Sitting in Denny's on Kuhio Street, Honolulu, I scanned the menu trying to find something to eat that didn't have a bun wrapped around it. I had decided on the Grilled Seagull...er.. Chicken Salad and was patiently waiting for the waiter to get to me to take my order.

There was an older gentleman, probably in his late 70s, seated near me and was having a difficult time communicating with what was probably an eastern European waiter.

Let's call the waiter Ivan and the older patron, Walter.

Ivan: "Vhat vould jew like fah dinnah, sir?"

Walter (loudly): "What do you get with this?", pointing at a picture on the menu.

Ivan: "Dat comes vith two side otters."

Walter(loudly): I don't know what this is!"

Ivan: "Dat is a chicken fried steak, sir. Vhat vould you like fah your side otters?"

Walter(loudly): "Medium well!"

Ivan: "Vell sir, it comes vell done."

Walter (loudly): "No, I want it medium well!"

Ivan (getting a bit loud himself): "No sir, it hast to be vell done because is a hamburger steak, battered and deep fried and you need to choose two side otters!!"

Walter (loudly): "It says "STEAK"....and what is a "side otter"?"

Ivan (louder): "It's a deep fried hamburger and it comes vith mixed vegetables, mashed potatoes, cole slaw or french fries dat you choose two of!".

By now the commotion has attracted the attention of management and they shuffle poor Ivan off to probably the potato peeling machine.

The manager trainee asks Walter, "What would you like sir?" Walter points to the chicken fried steak and says, "medium well". The manager trainee says, "Yessir, that comes with mashed potatoes and mixed vegetables", nods affirmatively and takes off.

Walter sits there, shaking his head and mumbling to himself, "How can it be a steak if it's a hamburger?"

Rest In Peace Robin

Robin Theresa Parent Guedry Broussard March 14, 1955 ----- February 1, 2008

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Rest in peace, Robin Broussard, rest in peace.


Robin & Gary

YEAR OF THE RAT

Ah so, Grasshopper.

February 7 begins the Chinese New Year, Year of the Rat. but Honolulu kicked it off early Friday, February 1 with Lion Dances in Chinatown.

After changing clothes at the office in Aiea, I headed back toward Honolulu & Chinatown. Already, the street department had placed "No Parking" signs along the streets, so I drove around several blocks looking for a place to park. Finding a Jaycee parking lot just off River Street, I wandered Chinatown for an hour or so checking out the stores, restaurants and the curiosities.

Vendors were beginning to set up food booths along the streets and shop owners worked toward bringing in boxes of merchandise still on the sidewalks. I bought some food in a little restaurant while waiting for something to happen.
Troupes of mostly young people gathered on the sidewalks trying to stay dry while showers of rain intermittently blew across the city.

Six O'clock came and the police began blocking off streets while more people began to thicken the sidewalks. The adage, "It's better for people to think you're stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt" came to mind, so I didn't ask what or how all this "Lion Dance" thing worked. I had assumed there was going to be some kind of Grand Marshall with a formal parade but as it turned out, groups gathered all over the area on Beretania, Hotel and River streets. Somebody said, "there's the mayor" so I figured I must be in or near something official. I turned and saw an entourage with a very tall man in the middle of it. He stood at least a head taller than the nearest Chinaman around.
Within a few minutes a lot of noise began. Trust me it was A LOT OF NOISE. Firecrackers like you have never heard being nearly drowned out by drums, cymbals and gongs sounding much like pots and pan from Mama's kitchen.
Two young men donned each of the many Lion costumes and danced in the area, amidst the smoke of the firecrackers and deafening sounds of the drums, gongs and cymbals.
The dancers went to various businesses where they frightened the evil spirits away by dancing vigorously around the firecrackers and eventually entering the business itself. I watched as they went to all the banks and several other businesses. I wondered if there was a bank around that wouldn't let them in.
Between business blessings/dances/enchantments or whatever they truly were, lions would accept gifts from individuals in the streets. They stepped up and offered gifts of money to the dancer by handing it to him through the mouth of the lion. Feeding the kitty, so to speak.

It was a very friendly and non-intimidating evening.

Saturday morning was much of the same except more food, more people and much better light.

After a couple of hours of this, it was apparent that I'd be filling up my hard drive with more and more photos.
Here's a link to a YouTube video. It is not by me.

With that in mind, I made it back to my car and had lunch. What you ask? Panda Express of course.
Ironically, it was going on the same time people in New Orleans were kicking off Mardi Gras and much safer, streetwise.
These photos are posted at http://www.flickr.com/search/?w=51473102%40N00&q=yearoftherat&m=tags or the slideshow at http://www.flickr.com/search/show/?q=YearOfTheRat&m=tags&w=51473102%40N00

Applications Needed

Another weekend in Honolulu endlessly wandering up and down the streets waiting with mainland visitors and Japanese tourists at street corners waiting for the lights to change, I walked along the sidewalk by the beach looking for a reason to snap a picture.

I had already found a really nice looking chopper outside a restaurant on Kuhio street and quickly snapped a shot while trying not to appear too "touristy". The hog was probably a rental but still was an attention grabber and thought of Boudreau covered up in the garage back home in 30 something degree weather.

As I arrived at the beach, I thought about maybe taking pictures of the homeless guy digging through the trash or possibly of some other social statement of life's injustices and even maybe the ever present chess players at the covered picnic tables but nothing really got my attention until I looked out across the beach.

You know, some of us do NOT have much room to talk (I'm including myself here) when it comes to physiques but for crying out loud, we DO have some idea of what's appropriate and what's not. Well, here it is. There are just some things you ought to have to fill out an application for and this is one of them. Hey, even charge a fee or license ($ 200 at least) to wear one of those things and an extra hundred bucks if your gut covers it up. What's fair is fair!

Speedo

That's just wrong on so many different levels.

Whale of a Weekend on Maui !

What a weekend! Friday afternoon, I changed into shorts and Crocs at the office and headed for the airport for a quick flight to Maui.

After a night on my friends, Don & Rachel's couch, we boarded their boat, the Maui Diamond II and headed out for Molokini Crater. It was a slow ride, watching out for and seeing whale spouts at a distance.

Arriving and mooring at the extinct volcano, we did a couple of dives with divemaster Kat and a Canadian man and his two teenage sons. Kat knows her stuff and was the first to spot things like octopus, white tip reef sharks, eels and many indigenous species of fish. Just two weeks before, Darlene had been with me out here and am sorry she was not able to witness this with me.

On the way back, we stopped a few times hoping to spot a whale up close. On the third stop, we found a mother whale, her escort and a two ton bouncing bundle of joy calf. We were all just blown away as the trio came closer and closer to the 40 foot boat. I'm sure they could have flipped us if they had wanted to but swam under us then circled the boat several times driving us all wild with our cameras. After entertaining us for probably 20 minutes, they moved on. We had been out quite a while so Captain Don brought us back in to Maalaea Harbor.

That afternoon, a few of us went on for the third dive of the day out near mile marker 14 west bound toward Lahaina. We dropped anchor into 40 foot water and soon found Manta rays all over us. At one point someone said they counted 10 in sight swimming around and over us, banking like stealth fighter planes. The largest had to have had a wing span of 10 to 12 feet across. The were almost as amazing as the whales.

I believe this had to be the most memorable dive day I've ever been on. I spent Sunday relaxing and watching people in the middle of enjoying their 3 day weekend.